100 Sassy Quotes For When You Are In a Mood

What image comes to your mind when you try to picture the word “sassy”? For most people, it’s a synonym of being fierce, opinionated, and a savage queen altogether.

Sassy ladies aren’t afraid of shining their true colors out into the world and couldn’t care less what the world shines back on them. They are strong and definitely know where they stand. Most of the time, they couldn’t care less about your opinion – probably because they didn’t ask for it in the first place.

Some people use the word “sassy” as a negative way to describe someone. Keep in mind that being sassy and having an attitude doesn’t make you a mean person!

It means that you know how to stand up for yourself and won’t allow being treated like less than you deserve. That is one way to show you have a backbone, for which I give you my sincere admiration. Not many women are willing to take a stand like that.

Whether it be that sassiness is part of your personality or you are just in a savage mood, here are 100 quotes that can inspire you the next time you are searching for the perfect words to illustrate your feelings.

Most of them work quite well both as Instagram captions, as well as real-life comebacks. I even suggest practicing some in the mirror to make the exact impact you are aiming for.

1. “My brain has too many tabs open.”

2. “I enjoy talking to you. Your mind appeals to me.” — George Orwell

3. “We are neither on good terms or bad. We are no longer anything.” — Jeigo

4. “It’s a beautiful day to leave me alone.”

5. “I like to be alone, but I hate being lonely.”

6. “Do not set yourself on fire to keep someone else warm”

7. “She fell in love with life, and life loved her right back”

8. “I wish I could date me. I’m everything I want in a person!”

9. “When you’re admiring beautiful things, don’t forget to include yourself.”

10. “I’m not a one in a million kinda girl. I’m a once in a lifetime kind of woman”

11. “If I had any talent in the world… I would be a great diva.” — Ruth Bader Ginsburg

12. “Someday I want to be perfect; until then, I’ll be happy being incredible.” — Maxine Cartoons

13. “I like my coffee how I like myself: Dark, bitter, and too hot for you.”

14. “People say I act like I don’t care. It’s not an act.”

15. “Keep your head high and your middle finger higher.” — Megan Fox

16. “Pour yourself a drink, put on some lipstick, and pull yourself together.” — Elizabeth Taylor

17. “Underestimate me. That’ll be fun.”

18. “Focused. Intelligent. Motivated. Oh, and cute.”

19. “I’m not bossy, I’m the boss.” — Beyoncé

20. “Never interrupt someone doing what you said couldn’t be done.” — Amelia Earhart

21. “I don’t have attitude problems. I have an attitude, and that’s different.”

22. “Sorry if I look like I’m not interested. I’m not.”

23. “I know that it seems like on the outside, I don’t care. But on the inside, I care less.”

24. “I am not lazy. I am on energy-saving mode.”

25. “When I’m feeling down, and someone says “suck it up,” I get the urge to break their legs and say, “walk it off.”

26. “What doesn’t kill you disappoints me.”

27. “Be like the sun. Keep on shining and let them burn.”

28. “I am fine.” “You don’t look fine.” “Then stop looking.”

29. “You don’t know me. You only know who I allow you to know.”

30. “Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair.”

31. “If someone hates you for no reason, give them a reason.”

32. “If you can’t love yourself, how in the hell you gonna love somebody else?” – RuPaul

33. “A lot of people are afraid to say what they want. That’s why they don’t get what they want.” – Madonna

34. “Don’t mistake my kindness for weakness.” – Al Capone

35. “The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.” – Albert Einstein

36. “A champion is someone who gets up when he can’t.”

37. “A life without love is like a year without summer.”

38. “Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius, and it’s better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring.”

39. “Of course, I’m smart, but that doesn’t mean you too!”

40. “Some people are like clouds. The day gets better when they are gone.”

41. “Strong alone, unstoppable together.”

42. “Take me as I am, or watch me as I go.”

43. “Yes, I don’t need a king to be a queen.”

44. “Be happy; it drives people crazy.”

45. “It’s My Life My Rules.”

46. “Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth.”

47. “Take a Look in the mirror … That’s your competition.”

48. “Darling, I’m a nightmare dressed like a daydream.”

49. “Hey, don’t copy me, you will not pass.”

50. “Kill them with success and bury them with a smile.”

51. “I’m sorry, my fault, I forgot you were an idiot.”

52. “Take my advice, I don’t use it anyway.”

53. “I’m not as dumb as you look.”

54. “If you don’t like my attitude, quit talking to me.”

55. “I don’t know what makes you dumb, but it really works.”

56. “It is better to let everyone think you are stupid than to open your mouth and remove all doubt.” Mark Twain

57. “Let’s save time and just assume I know everything.”

58. “If you wanna come second… Follow me!!”

59. “A good plan today is better than a perfect plan tomorrow.” George.S.Patton

60. “I’m not totally useless, I can be used as a bad example.”

61. “Born free!! Now I’m expensive.”

62. “I’m so cute, I should wear a warning.”

63. “If at first, you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.” Steven Wright

64. “Sanity and happiness are an impossible combination.” Mark Twain

65. “No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.” Eleanor Roosevelt

66. “If you don’t like being a doormat then get off the floor.” Al Anon

67. “I don’t care what you think about me. I don’t think about you at all.” Coco Chanel

68. “We are neither on good terms or bad. We are no longer anything.” Jeigo

69. “If you obey all the rules, you miss all the fun.” Katharine Hepburn

70. “You bring so much joy, especially when you leave a room.”

71. “I hope karma slaps you in the face before I do.”

72. “I like your approach… now, let’s see your departure.”

73. “I would agree with you but then we’d both be wrong.”

74. “Treat me like a joke and I’ll leave you like it’s funny.”

75. “I’m jealous of all the people who haven’t met you.”

76. “Don’t take yourself so seriously, no one else does.”

77. “I tried to be kind and then I got bored.”

78. “Why chase you when I’m the catch?”

79. “I don’t make choices, I make moves.”

80. “It truly is impossible to underestimate you.”

81. “I’d take a bullet for you. Not in the head. But like in the leg or something.”

82. “Don’t be ashamed of who you are. That’s your parents’ job.” 

83. “I am the greatest, I said that even before I knew I was.” – Muhammad Ali

84. “Imperfection is beauty, madness is a genius, and it’s better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring.” 

85. “Be yourself, because an original is worth more than a copy.”

86. “She was simple like quantum physics.”

87. “You were my cup of tea, but I drink champagne now.”

88. “When you can’t find the sunshine, be the sunshine.”

89. “Act like a lady, think like a boss.”

90. “Behind every great man, there is a surprised woman.” – RuPaul

91. “Divas don’t do drama. We do business.”

92. “So, you like bad girls? I’m actually bad at everything.”

93. “Here’s your daily dose of vitamin me.”

94. “My face hurts because I can’t stop smiling.”

95. “This is my cup of care. Oh look it’s empty!”

96. “Sorry I can’t hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.”

97. “If opportunity doesn’t knock, get a door.”

98. “Build your own dreams or someone else will hire you to build theirs.”

99. “Keep rolling your eyes, maybe you’ll find a brain back there.”

100. “Eat. Pray. Slay.”