Happy Wednesday… or not.
No matter how much you enjoy Wednesday (or not), it comes and goes every week regardless of your feelings. We already laughed on Monday with some hilarious quotes and we crawled through Tuesday by throwing at it a few of these quotes.
It’s Wednesday’s turn and nothing can stop us from reaching the weekend, so make sure you keep coming back on InsideOfHappiness.
Why is Wednesday Hump Day?
The idiom Hump Day came into use in the 1960s in North America. Hump Day is the day in the middle of the week. Since Wednesday is two days after the start of the week and two days before the end of the working week, many people also call it Wednesday Hump Day. (source)
It’s time for 45 fun and amusing Wednesday quotes to make you smile, even if it’s just the middle of the week.
45 Fun, Smart, Sarcastic and Inspiring Wednesday Quotes
It’s Only Wednesday Fun Quotes
1. “Help!!!! Why is Wednesday spelled like that !!!!” – Blake Shelto
2. “Keep Calm. It’s only Wednesday. We still have 2 more days to go.”
3. “Did you say, it’s only Wednesday? Can I have more coffee please?”
4. “Wednesday can only dream of becoming Thursday.” – Anthony T. Hincks
5. “On Wednesday afternoons I could be practically anything.” – Kit Williams
6. “They didn’t want it good, they wanted it Wednesday.” – Robert A. Heinlein
7. “It must be Wednesday, there goes that camel again.”
8. “Elephants love Wednesday, and so will you.” – Anthony T. Hincks
9. “Always keep a bottle of wine in the fridge for a special occasion, you know, like Wednesday.”
10. “When people refer to ‘Back in the Day,’ it was a Wednesday. Just a little fun fact for you.” – Dane Cook
11. “On Wednesday, when the sky is blue, and I have nothing else to do, I sometimes wonder if it’s true That who is what and what is who.” – Winnie-the-Pooh
12. “When a day that you happen to know is Wednesday starts off sounding like Sunday, there is something seriously wrong somewhere.” – John Wyndham
13. “It’s only Wednesday…Hang in there!”
14. “Nothing ruins Friday more than realizing that today is Wednesday.”
15. “Wednesday: it’s almost, sorta, kinda, close to, just, about nearly the weekend.”
16. “Wednesdays are like Mondays in the middle of the week!” – Lee Fox Williams
17. “Happy Wednesday! You are who you are; be happy with what you are called to do.”
18. “Wednesdays will always bring smiles for the second half of the week.” –Anthony T. Hincks
19. “If all our national holidays were observed on Wednesdays, we could wind up with nine-day weekends.” – George Carlin
20. “Good Morning! Part of me thinking ‘Wow, it’s Wednesday already’ and the other part is thinking ‘What do you mean, it’s only Wednesday?!”
21. “To some, it’s Hump Day. To us, it’s Wednesday’s getting its ass kicked and Thursday just asking Friday to switch places.” – Dwayne Johnson
22. “Hump Day…Not as depressing as Monday, not as exciting as Friday.”
23. Wednesday. Still not Friday.
24. “I am here to wish you Happy Wednesday.”
25. “Dude I can see Friday from here.”
Motivational and Fun Wednesday Quotes To Boost Your Mood
26. “On Wednesdays we wear pink.” – Mean Girls
27. “Happy Wednesday! You are who you are; be happy with what you are called to do. Do not pretend to be like someone else for your gifts are unique to help lead you to the success as only you can define. Have a good day.” – Byron Pulsifer
28. “I find your lack of faith in Wednesday disturbing… don’t worry, the week is almost over.”
29. “Tomorrow you’ll be saying hello from the other side of the work week.”
30. “Today can be the Hump Day or a day to remember. Your choice.”
31. By Wednesday, work is something that’s easy to complain about. But at the end of the day, you’re making money and making a living.”
32. “I’ve heard of Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, and Friday, but I’ve never heard of Someday.” — Reverend Ike
33. “Heaven knows the difference between Sunday morning and Wednesday afternoon. God longs to speak as clearly in the workplace as He does in the sanctuary.” — Max Lucado
34. “Wednesdays will always bring smiles for the second half of the week.” — Anthony T. Hincks
35. “I think vestigially there’s a synesthete in me, but not like a real one who immediately knows what color Wednesday is.” — A. S. Byatt
36. “To be honest, I’d rather be drinking coffee on my unicorn than whatever this Wednesday business is.” — Kevin Eubanks
37. “Happy Hump Day. When life gives you LIMES, rearrange the letters…SMILE.”
38. “It’s Wednesday! I’m breathing. I’m healthy. I’m truly blessed. I’m grateful for this day.”
39. “Each morning is the open door to a new world – new vistas, new aims, new plans, new things…Wednesday morning is no less.”
Wednesday Is The Best of All Quotes
40. “Monday for wealth, Tuesday for health, Wednesday the best day of all. Thursday for crosses, Friday for losses, Saturday no luck at all.” – English Proverb
41. “Wednesday is a day to help others celebrate life. You and only you are accountable for what you extend and give to others. One smile not only increases your value but it gives joy to each person you meet.” – Byron Pulsifer
42. “My job is to give people who work hard all week something to enjoy on Saturdays and Wednesdays.” – Arsene Wenger
43. “Focus on good thoughts and good things will happen. Happy Wednesday stay positive. Think positive. Do positive a very good morning.”
44. “Wednesday will be amazing so wake up and smile.”
45. “Fennel, which is the spice for Wednesdays, the day of averages, of middle-aged people. . . . Fennel. . . smelling of changes to come. ” – Chitra Banerjee Divakaruni
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45 Wednesday Quotes To Boost Your Mood
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