Getting sarcastic with Monday was easy, ignoring Tuesday and Wednesday – not so much. However, Thursday is considered Friday Eve (as you will see in a minute) and brings the rumors that the weekend’s close.
Facts say that Thursday’s been named after a god and the planet Jupiter. In the 1960s, the day was also known as Thirsty Thursday since, on Friday, most universities have fewer classes. That would mean that students were more likely to get drunk on Thursday evening. (source)
Now that you know a few interesting facts about Thursday it would mean that it’s time to laugh at it properly.
Enjoy 50 fun, sarcastic, and inspiring Thursday quotes that will make you smile for the fourth day in a row.
Fun and Inspiring Thursday Quotes
1. The only thing I throw back on Thursday is Scotch.
2. Friday just called – she’ll be here tomorrow, and she’s bringing the wine.
3. This must be Thursday. I never could get the hang of Thursdays. Douglas Adams
4. It’s day 4 of the hostage situation.
5. Some people call it Thursday, I like to call it Friday Eve.
6. Thursday. The most useless day. It only exists as a reminder that it’s been a really long week, and it’s still not over.
7. Thursday is perhaps the worst day of the week. It’s nothing in itself; it just reminds you that the week has been going on too long. Nicci French
8. If 40 is the new 30, and 50 is the new 40, why can’t Thursday be the new Friday?
9. Nothing screws up your Friday like realizing it’s only Thursday.
10. Be in love with every minute of your life – live every day like it’s your last.
11. It’s Thursday. Let’s get shaken and stirred. Do I smell the weekend?
12. Woohoo! Sorry, just practicing for tomorrow.
13. Thursday, I forecast as mostly sunny. It’s a much-needed break. John Farley
14. Friday just called. She’ll be here tomorrow and she’s bringing the wine.
15. Thursday is the end day of the weekend. Today you are so tired, will think about how your week was, and how will go on Thursday. With everything that has happened to you, you can either feel sorry for yourself or treat what has happened as a gift. Everything. Wayne Dyer
Hilarious Quotes on Thursday
16. Thursday is my favorite day to plan how I’m going to get out of the plans I already made for the weekend.
17. I wait until Thursday to ask people about their weekend plans so there’s a better chance they’re already busy.
18. Thursday, you’re only one day away from being two days away from doing the same work you’re doing right now!
19. I wish you a tolerable Thursday. That’s all any of us can hope for. April Winchell
20. Happy Day before Friday!
21. And whether it is Thursday or the day is stormy, With thunder and rain, or the birds attack each other, We have rolled into another dream. John Ashbery
22. I love the satisfaction of living in a world on a Wednesday where a song didn’t exist that you’re going to create on a Thursday that’s going to change somebody’s life, possibly, you’re creating that from nothing. Noel Gallagher
23. On Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays we use the wave theory; on Tuesdays, Thursdays, and Saturdays we think in streams of flying energy quanta or corpuscles. William Henry Bragg
24. If you want to start something, do not wait for next week. Why not start on a Thursday, or even on Saturday? Do not let the “too late” catch you.
25. And God said, ‘Let there be light’ and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected. Spike Milligan
26. Thursday? Oh no, it can’t be! It’s too gruesome. Audrey Hepburn/Holly Golightly
We talked about Thirsty Thursday…
27. I wonder how to turn water into wine. Happy thirsty Thursday.
28. I do doubles on Monday and Thursday, take Wednesday off or do easy cardio, do doubles on Thursday and Friday, and the weekend I just get outside and get active – jog or bike ride, or play tennis with my mom. Mikaela Shiffrin
29. The days were heavy and sticky. All identical, one the same as the other. Soon they would even get rid of their one remaining distinction, the shell of their names: Monday, Tuesday, Thursday. Ismail Kadaré
30. Dear Thursday are you sure you’re not Friday? Because I could really go for it being Friday today!
31. Please get up off the floor it is only Thursday.
32. It’s slap an idiot Thursday. Line’em up!
33. Everybody and their mother knows you don’t train hard on Friday, the day before a race. But a lot of runners will overtrain on Thursday if left on their own. Thursday is the most dangerous day of the week. Marty Stern
34. People think that you have to do something huge, like go to Africa and build a school, but you can make a small change in a day. If you change Wednesday, then you change Thursday. Pretty soon it’s a week, then a month, then a year. It’s bite-size, as opposed to feeling like you have to turn your life inside out to make changes. Hoda Kotb
35. By Thursday morning, we’d gotten over the worst of it. William Scranton
We Are Time Travelers, even on Thursday
36. Lesson one in time travel, Thursday. First of all, we are all time travelers. The vast majority of us manage only one day per day. Jasper Fforde
37. Thursday comes, and the week’s gone. George Herbert
38. Happy Thursday! Life at work and at home is so much HAPPIER when you speak and act with kindness!! Share a SMILE and make it a great day! Tracey Edmonds
39. I want to find some time to just lazy around every Thursday and make it my official rest day.
40. Today is Thursday and in 7 days it will be Thursday again. I realized that years will pass and Thursday will always be the same because the days are all the same. But I … in 7 days I can be a completely different person.
41. The Tuesday scowls, the Wednesday growls, the Thursday curses, the Friday howls, the Saturday snores, the Sunday yawns, the Monday morns, the Monday morns. Samuel Beckett
42. You can quit anything on a Thursday. Bob Goff
43. It’s Thursday and it really feels like a Thursday. Sometimes things just work out. Demetri Martin
44. If I don’t die by Thursday, I’ll be roaring Friday night. Jimmy Buffett
45. Thursday is one of the finest days of the week where you can relax and yet not relax too much.
46. Thursdays are just wannabes. They wannabe Friday but they’re not!
47. One of the best things you can do on Thursday is to keep yourself held accountable for your goals.
48. Dear Thursday, are you sure you’re not Friday? Cuz I could really go for it being Friday today! Nothing personal Thursday… It’s just been a long week.
49. Sorry, But I’m saving my “woo hoo!” for Friday.
50. Hang in there. It’s almost Friday! Wake up & conquer the day.
Conclusion on fun Thursday quotes
These were 50 fun and inspiring Thursday quotes to make your day better, inspire you to enjoy every day of the week, no matter how we call it.
Remember, you might enjoy only the weekends, but you are alive the other five days too.
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